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Jason Biggs, having cornered the lovelorn loser market with American Pie, Loser, and Boys and Girls, plays that same note again with the critical disaster Saving Silverman. Biggs stars as Darren Silverman, a young man utterly obsessed with Neil Diamond and consistently maintaining a zero batting average with the fairer sex. His string of failures seems to turn around when his lifelong buddies (Steve Zahn and High Fidelity’s Jack Black) steer him towards Judith, an unapproachable ice princess played by Amanda Peet. Judith quickly dominates Darren, bending him to her indomitable will and forbidding him to have even the slightest contact with his two fellow Neil Diamond fanatics. This doesn’t go over particularly well with his old pals, who scheme to kidnap Judith and reunite Darren with Sandy, his old high school crush and fellow cheerleader (Amanda Detmer, who co-starred with Biggs in Boys and Girls, my pick for the worst movie of 2000). Needless to say, wackiness ensues.

I was spared the torment and agony of seeing the Saving Silverman trailer beforehand. If I were that unfortunate, I’m positive I wouldn’t have bothered giving this disc a spin. The end result, as hard as it may be to believe, is not nearly as bad as the trailer would seem to indicate. Saving Silverman didn’t have me to wall-to-wall hysterics, but I found myself laughing more frequently than at any other comedy I’ve seen in the past year. It’s not a particularly witty movie, but it seems dumb by design, still rarely resorting to the banal humor of its mindless, ejaculate-driven competition. Saving Silverman unquestionably has its flaws, particularly numerous terrible jokes that bob around lifeless in the comedy pool, but enough of the gags work to make this movie worth at least a rental.

There’s no indication on the disc or its packaging what the ‘racy never before seen footage’ in this R-rated version of Saving Silverman is, exactly. Dennis Dugan’s commentary points mostly towards “no-no” words and phrases, along with two lengthy and largely non-offensive scenes cut for pacing. Those picking up the R-rated version in the hopes of being treated to the sort of additional nudity the expanded Road Trip offered may find themselves disappointed.

Video: Saving Silverman is presented at 1.85:1 and is, not surprisingly, enhanced for widescreen televisions. The film is bursting with color, and those bold hues seem accurately reproduced on this DVD release. Black levels and shadow delineation are both excellent, and the image is crisp and detailed. Grain, assorted specks, and print flaws never rear their nasty heads to any appreciable extent. This is a typically solid effort from Columbia/Tri-Star, but there’s a slight error with the packaging. The sleeve states that full-screen and widescreen versions of Saving Silverman are available on separate sides of the disc, but this DVD is single-sided. Whoops. I would hope no one reading this review would have even the slightest interest in a presentation that alters the original aspect ratio, so it’s not a big loss.

Audio: Both stereo surround and Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtracks are selectable on Saving Silverman. As is typical with comedies, Saving Silverman is driven by dialogue, with most of the auditory interest located front and center. Surrounds are reserved mostly for Mike Simpson’s rather nice synth-rock score and Neil Diamond-tasticness, though the occasional effect will hop over into the rear portions of the soundscape, such as Jack Black’s head being dunked in a toilet. The Dolby Digital 5.1 audio doesn’t sport the sort of flashiness that DVD message board devotees seem to crave, but this track is pretty much in keeping with the genre and just what a film like this needs.

Supplements: Director Dennis Dugan recorded the commentary track shortly before Saving Silverman opened theatrically. The informal, chatty discussion is heavy on pointing out Happy Gilmore alumni and comments about which gags struck Dugan as funny, each occurring often enough to make for a pretty rowdy drinking game. There’s a decent amount of technical information tossed into the mix, and the inventive Dugan goes into detail about a camera rig he developed himself for photographing motorcycle footage. Regardless of your feelings about Saving Silverman or (shudders) Big Daddy, next time you watch a movie where a character is puttering around on a Harley and doesn’t seem as stiff or lifeless as normal, you may very well have Dennis Dugan to thank. Dugan also answers one of the questions I had from the get-go — how could someone as young as Jason Biggs pal around in the same classes as the considerably older Steve Zahn and Jack Black? No, I’m not familiar with suspension of disbelief. The director’s enthusiasm for the film itself and the talent involved is evident, helping in some small way to overcome the frequent brief gaps of silence and repetition.

Dugan mentions in the commentary that he had pulled out some of Jack Black’s mascot dancing footage specifically for this DVD release, which turns up as part of the three and a half minutes of outtakes. The majority of these bits are just flubbed lines, something I don’t personally find hysterical, but it’s still nice to see a little something extra added to a DVD.

An anamorphic widescreen trailer for Saving Silverman is featured alongside trailers for other CTHV releases featuring the film’s cast and crew, including Dennis Dugan’s Big Daddy, Jason Biggs’ Loser, Amanda Peet’s Whipped, and Jack Black’s The Cable Guy. All of those additional trailers are full-frame with the exception of the 16×9-enhanced Loser. Rounding out the supplements are filmographies for Dennis Dugan, Jason Biggs, Jack Black, Steve Zahn, and Amanda Peet.

Conclusion: Like far too many comedies, Saving Silverman doesn’t really offer much replay value beyond the first couple of viewings, though it has enough laughs to make for a solid rental. Rent it.
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The Pacifier (2005) / Comedy-Action

MPAA Rated: PG for crude humor, violence, and language Running Time: 91 min. Cast: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany Snow, Max Thieriot, Brad Garrett, Chris Potter, Carol Kane, Morgan York, Kegan Hoover, Logan Hoover, Bo Vink, Luke Vink, Tate Donovan, Dennis Akiyama, Mung-Ling Tsui Director: Adam Shankman Screenplay: Thomas Lennon, Ben Garant

 

Vin Diesel (A Man Apart, XXX) plays Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe, whose squad failed to get captured scientist Harold Plummer (Tate Donovan, Holy Matrimony) back alive in a covert mission.  Since the mission was not a success, Wolfe’s next assignment is to move into a suburban household to protect Plummer’s five children while the wife (Faith Ford, "Murphy Brown&quo ;) travels to retrieve hubby’s belongings from a Swiss bank deposit box.  Meanwhile, Wolfe is also to uncover the whereabouts of Plummer’s secret GHOST project, which is the reason why the nefarious bad guys are still targeting the Plummer house.  When the nanny (Carol Kane, Trees Lounge) ditches the house, Wolfe struggles to keep charge of the kids, making this his toughest assignment yet. Let’s look at the background before examining The Pacifier.  The screenplay is written by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant, the screenwriting duo responsible for one of the worst movies of last year, Taxi.  The problem with that film is the same problem with this one – it is written by people who seem to have no concept of research before writing a major motion picture, probably looking at other Hollywood movies for inspiration, recycling and rehashing in whatever way seems convenient.  Their depiction of how the Navy SEALs operate?  Pure fantasy.  OK, fine.  Not everyone knows the purpose of the Navy SEALs, so it’s easy to pull the wool over our eyes, but damn near everyone knows how schools operate, right?  Apparently Lennon and Garant have never been to a school, concocting that the kids go to a K-12 school (so that they all can be filmed together, I guess), which exist mostly in towns with very few people, but we’re talking Bethesda, Maryland, with its population of almost 60,000.   Well, it’s not even Bethesda, or even the United States, for that matter – The Pacifier is filmed in Canada.  I’m not sure about your school, but the vice principal at any school I’ve ever been to never took such an active participation in the everyday lives of students, and certainly never took the time to call my parents whenever I showed up late to class.  I’m also curious about the Swiss banks that allow patrons access to safety deposit boxes with a verbal password, and if they don’t get it right, they allow them to guess at it indefinitely until they get it – very, very convenient! The Pacifier is a film made by people with only one object in mind – to cash in on Diesel’s popularity, while also trying hard for the actor to crossover into more than just lowbrow action vehicles.  That’s all well and good, since it worked well for Arnie in the very similarly premised Kindergarten Cop, but Diesel’s attempt suffers from being uninspired and shamefully lazy.  Unless you think it’s hilarious to see a tough guy deal with poopy diapers or taking the girls to their scout meetings, there is nothing here to merit a chuckle.  Not a thing. Like most of today’s "family fare", The Pacifier’s attempts at humor reside in the scatological variety.  The worst among many of these scenes is when Diesel takes a dip in raw sewage, and walks around the house with urine and feces dripping off every appendage.  Other treats involve flatulent children, vomiting babies, and a gonad-targeting duck.  Why is this a PG rated film??  God forbid that children should hear a cuss word, but lets teach them "cute" things like how to slick up the top of the stairwell so that someone will slip and tumble violently down the hardwood steps.    The Pacifier isn’t just an awful film, as there seems to be a plethora of stinkers filling up theaters this year – it’s also downright embarrassing.  It’s embarrassing for Vin Diesel, it’s embarrassing for Hollywood moviemaking, and what’s worse, it’s embarrassing for us viewers to admit we shelled out money for.  If they were to put a sheet of paper on a baby instead of a diaper, they wouldn’t have to wait long before that baby "wrote" a better script than the one used here.  For masochists only.
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But, in reality, Alex’s Uncle Ian leads a much less mundane life than he would have Alex and his housekeeper Jack (Alicia Silverstone) believe. Ian is a spy for MI6, and as a well-trained British operative for the secret service, Ian makes a clumsy mistake in the field. When Ian lets his guard down for a minute falsely assuming he is out of harm’s way, his life is the price. Alex then begins to unlock the other half of his uncle’s double life. This, of course, means that MI6 employs him as its new operative to take his uncle’s place in the field. Certainly not likely, but this is not unexpected in a young adult spy movie, and can in fact be interpreted as the wilful inappropriate action that the director often takes to achieve the goals and accomplish the mission at whatever cost. Alex is eager to continue his uncle’s work once he is properly persuaded and sees an opportunity to get revenge on the man who killed his uncle.

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Ken Park Reviewed By Dr Nick Posted 11/13/04 03:07:38

"Definitely not just another teen movie" (Worth A Look)

Ken Park sees Larry Clark continue with what he does best. Another film about American teenagers and their relaxed attitudes to sex and violence. A lot more honest and real than most teen movies, it’s not always easy to watch.Ken Park tells the story of four teenage friends in a small suburban town. When he’s not having sex with his friends, Sean is having an affair with his girlfriend’s mother. Claude lives with his pregnant mother and abusive father, and tries to escape boredom by skateboarding, doing drugs and again…having sex. Peaches lives with her deeply religious father and has kinky sex with her boyfriend when he’s a way. Tate has a three-legged dog and lives with his grandparents. Slightly psychotic, he spends most of his days masturbating to women’s tennis, shouting abuse at his grandparents or skipping rope with the neighbourhood children. There’s something not quite right about this film. Somehow it doesn’t feel like a Larry Clark film, which is strange as this is certainly familiar territory for the man. Clark is great at dealing with young actors in extremely complex and explicitly sexual situations, proven by his earlier films Kids and Bully, two of the most honest portrayals of teenage life ever made. And again, this film is well-acted, brutally honest and feels almost uncomfortably real at times. What makes Ken Park different from Kids and Gummo is the slightly surreal twists to the characters lives. This most certainly comes down to Harmony Korine’s script, which he wrote at the same time he wrote Kids. While it feels like Kids was written for Larry Clark to direct, Ken Park feels more like a film that Harmony Korine wanted to have a bigger influence on. Tate has a three-legged dog and tries his grandfathers dentures, Claude has to clip his pregnant mother’s toenails, Peaches wanted to be a tap dancer when she was a kid etc. These are things that would have worked perfectly in Gummo, but here it just brings to attention that this is a work of fiction and makes the rest of the film less powerful.However, this is still a brutally honest depiction of teenage life. In a world where we’re constantly surrounded by sexual imagery, the mystery and fascination has completely worn off and in these kids’ lives it’s just something to do, another way of hanging out together and one of the only free things left to do with your friends. Peaches loves her boyfriend, but the rough sex she’s having with him is completely different from the purely recreational sex she’s having with Sean and Claude. These kids have been forced to grow up way too quickly, be it because of negligent parents or just because of the state of today’s society. As Sean describes their lives: “It’s pretty boring, but sometimes when we get together we have fun”.Ken Park is a flawed, but still utterly fascinating take on teenage sex and violence.
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Major Payne Reviewed By Chef ADogg Posted 10/30/99 10:04:05

"Damon Wayans should fucking go to hell and eat fire. This sucks." (Total Crap)

Dude, I loved this movie in the fifth grade–I think that says a lot.Sometimes a movie comes along and makes you think; it raises questions and doesn’t take the easy way out and provide the answers. "Major Payne" is one such film. Three principle questions arise after one initially views said film:a) How the FUCK did this get made?b) How the FUCK did Damon Wayans get another role after "Blankman"?and c), the most philosophically-bent one of them all:How can eighty minutes seem so LONG?Now, when there is a film like this, it is the reviewer’s duty to strap on his thinking boots and wade through the swamp of higher-thinking, and provide the answers that the audience so craves.Fill our minds, you scream, with your critical wisdom.A’ight, then, just settle down and you’ll all be served. I’ve thought long, deep, and hard (note to self: that would make a REALLY good name for a) a porno or b) the South Park sequel) on the questions posed by this thought provoking film, and here’s what I’ve come up with:a) How the FUCK did this get made?Easy one. Look at "Major Payne"–just LOOK at it. It has pretty much the dumbest plot anyone ever came up with (and, yes, I DID see "Curly Sue"): this black army guy with a squeaky voice gets forced to run this ROTC camp for annoying kids. The kids are a bunch of pussies, and it is Payne’s job to make them MEN. But Payne’s not much of a man himself. Dude, Payne is a wuss. I could take that guy. The clumsy fuck would trip himself and then I’d kick his big damn bald head in. And then I’d point and laugh and mock his squeaky voice: "How you like me now, Blankman?" Anyhow, there’s also a little bit of romance with Hilary from "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air." There’s a scene in this movie that I really like, where they’re dancing in this club, her and Payne. And the funny part is supposed to be when Payne is exorcising his demons in a comedically inclined bit of robotic dance moves.But then Hilary bends over and waves her ass in the air. What the hell kind of dance move is that? In the movies, I’ve seen booty dancing, I’ve seen slow dancing, I’ve seen dirty dancing–but never before have I seen a dance sequence where the choregrapher’s main job was to tell the the bitchy chick from "Fresh Prince" to shake her ass in rapid back and forth movements. Is that even dancing? I don’t know. I really shouldn’t complain, though. It gave me a boner.Am I getting off track? Alright, so the plot is bad. The acting is worse. Damon Wayans is the most famous Wayans brother, but that doesn’t say much because Wayanses in general become famous by the sheer virtue of how annoying they are. Watching Damon act is like listening to Freddy Krueger scrape his nails across a chalkboard stretching into eternity.And I mean that. I really do.None of the other actors are worth mentioning–it’s a bunch of goony kids playing stereotypes, who gives a shit. Hilary really doesn’t do much. Near the beginning she has a few lines where she tells Payne to be nice and sensitive, and we’re supposed to think she’s a bitch, but then her heart begins to melt and we say, "Hey, she ain’t that bad after all."It’s character development.So, the answer to question a is this: How could anything this potentially bad NOT get made? This is America, you are idiots, let’s move on.b) How the FUCK did Damon Wayans get another role after "Blankman"?Obviously he went to the head honcho of some big movie studio and did a bunch of his schtick and promised to stop once they gave him a three picture deal. (This also explains "Celtic Pride" and "Bulletproof.&quo ;) c) How can eighty minutes seem so long?see answer A.When I got sick as a little kid, I would keep a big beige bucket handy in case I needed to blow a chunk or two. I put that bucket away when I was eight and could make it to the toilet successfully without spilling. After watching twenty minutes of this movie and becoming paralyzed, I asked my mom to bring me the bucket.She got there just in time.
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Playing like a longer, slightly more risqué episode of "Saved by the Bell", Chasing Papi John Tucker Must Die has the cast and the sass quotient to provide a suitably fun teen flick, but the script is a woefully trite turd.  It’s not that Jeff Lowell lacks experience or talent in writing comedies, as he has been in the business for years writing (and sometimes producing) for television with such shows as "The Drew Carey Show", "Spin City", and "Just Shoot Me!".  I guess that’s really the problem with his screenplay — it plays like it’s written for television, featuring a sitcom-style premise and homogenized attitude rare to spot in nearly any other medium than the boob tube.

Jesse Metcalfe ("Desperate Housewives&quo ;) stars as the John Tucker of the title.  Not only is John the hottest guy in school in terms of looks, but he’s also as smooth as they come, knowing just what to say, how to say it, and perhaps best of all, lacking the scruples to be up front abut the fact that he is seeing as many girls as he can on the side.  When his latest conquests, the head school cheerleader named Heather (Ashanti, Coach Carter), the brainy school reporter named Carrie (Kebbel, American Pie Band Camp), and the school environmentalist named Beth (Bush, Supercross) all find out that they’ve been a victim of John’s charms, they conspire to get their revenge by any means necessary. 

Try as they might, every time they think they’ve humiliated Tucker, he always manages to spin catastrophe into triumph.  However, their latest scheme just can’t fail, as they plan to do to John what he’s done to so many other girls: make him fall for a girl only to be dumped and left with a broken heart.  With the coaching skills and experience of the three girls, mousy Kate (Snow, The Pacifier), the school’s "invisible girl", catches John’s eye with the proper coaching.  However, the plan threatens to collapse when Kate thinks she might be falling for John as well.

At the risk of belaboring my disdain for Lowell’s writing skills here, what John Tucker Must Die truly lacks is a sense of authenticity.  The high school depicted in the film, as well as the students and teachers in it, don’t feel like they’re anything I would consider reality.  The lingo they use, the shallow pursuits of each character, and the chorus-like way the supporting players and extras react to witnessing the main players stem more from how an older guy too far removed from high school would write it.  In fact, you’d never even need to have ever gone to high school to write this screenplay; all you’d have to do is watch TV shows about high school life to come up with the basics and just wing it from there.

Of course, that also means that your movie will more closely resemble TV high school shows than anything else, which is precisely why John Tucker Must Die has no business being a major motion picture production.  It’s little more than an episode of a TV comedy show, and a bad one at that, and perhaps worst of all, this sort of "revenge on the playboy" plot has been done so many times, it would take a near-miracle to actually make it engage us for nearly 90 minutes. 

Even taken as an extended sitcom, this movie still isn’t funny.  It does sport an attractive cast and a lot of energy, but most scenes are undermined by being witless in terms of funny situations and are wholly predictable besides.  If there is anyone sitting in the theater that can’t guess what the outcome of the movie is going to be once the character of John’s sweeter, more considerate brother is introduced, that person probably fell asleep not long after the opening credits.  After watching all of the insipid events that transpire afterward, I wish I had done the same.

John Tucker Must Die may not be the worst teen movie out there, but it does treat the audience as if we’re nitwits that will buy any premise, laugh at any attempt at a gag, and get goose bumps at any kiss, just as long as the outfits are colorful, the music catchy, and the leads dreamy enough to overlook every weakness.  Perhaps if the film had lived up to its black comedy-worthy title and had gone for the jugular by having the girls actually try to kill John Tucker, we may have had a premise that would be at least halfway appealing.

Unfortunately, John Tucker hasn’t the balls to ever make such an attempt, which I suppose is fitting for a film in which its macho main character is seen downing estrogen, choking up tears, wearing a woman’s thong, and other emasculating indignities.  When the film’s climax comes from an admission by John Tucker about being "whipped", I wondered if he were speaking about himself or the movie about him.

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The rowdy “White Chicks” has Shawn and Marlon Wayans, handsome, buff and African American, passing themselves off as a pair of socialite sisters who seem rather clearly inspired by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Thanks to the wizardry of special effects makeup artists Greg Cannom and Keith Vanderlaan, the Wayans brothers’ transformation is amazingly convincing, if a little eerie. Their blond and blue-eyed Brittany and Tiffany Wilson are broad-shouldered and have awfully big hands for girls, but they pass, however clumsily. (Makeup techniques have come a long way since Godfrey Cambridge woke up to find himself a white bigot in Melvin Van Peebles’ “Watermelon Man.̶ ;) ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE RECORD: “Watermelon Man” —The review of “White Chicks” in Wednesday’s Calendar section said that in the movie “Watermelon Man,” Godfrey Cambridge woke up to find himself a white bigot. Actually, he went to sleep a white bigot and awakened as a black man. Marcus and Kevin Copeland (Marlon and Shawn, respectively) are a pair of feckless FBI agents who have been assigned to escort Brittany (Maitland Ward) and Tiffany (Anne Dudek) from the airport to their hotel in the Hamptons. A plot to kidnap the sisters has been uncovered, and they have been placed under FBI protection. Spoiled and bratty, the sisters have flown in from Beverly Hills for the end of the social season in the Hamptons, where the women will vie with rivals to get their picture on the cover of Hamptons magazine, which to them is the most important thing in the world. The women have brought along their yippie little diamond-collared dog, which promptly causes a minor traffic accident on the way to the hotel. One sister has a small cut on her lip, the other a scratch on her nose. Although these injuries could easily be covered up, the women go into a major tizzy. They see no recourse but to hole up in a Manhattan luxury hotel suite; Marcus and Kevin see no recourse but to impersonate the sisters publicly if they are to have a prayer of saving their jobs. Luckily, they have a friend who is a gifted makeup artist. Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and written by a clutch of Wayans brothers and others, “White Chicks” is off and running from frame one, and when Marcus and Kevin are in drag, it shifts into high gear as the guys in disguise improvise their way through the Hamptons’ social whirls. The Wayanses understand that nowadays there’s so much social mobility in the world of the filthy rich that it’s scarcely worth trying to satirize, and instead they go for a classic assumed-identity farce. The movie is full of calamities that allow the Wayans brothers to demonstrate their talent for physical comedy. Just 10 minutes short of two hours, “White Chicks” is awfully long for a comedy yet is remarkably well sustained, no small feat for farce. While Marcus is hounded by his suspicious wife, Gina (Faune Chambers), he also finds himself pursued by Darnell Johnson (Terry Crews), a muscular star athlete. Crews proves that California’s governor is not the only bodybuilder-actor with a sense of humor, and his relentless romantic antics and Marcus’ means of warding them off contribute some of the movie’s funniest moments. (The Wayanses are not shy about indulging in gross-out humor, but they bring a lighter touch to it than most.) The faux Wilson sisters are instantly latched upon by three pals, Karen (Busy Philipps), Lisa (Jennifer Carpenter) and Tori (Jessica Cauffiel), from whom Marcus and Kevin not only pick up pointers about hair, makeup and clothes but discover how vulnerable women can be when they strive for perfection in appearance and set their sights on a particular man. The Wayanses could easily have poked fun at these three, but they instead treat them with compassion. “White Chicks” looks great and moves well, and along with the versatile and easygoing Shawn and Marlon Wayans and Crews, Philipps and Carpenter make strong impressions amid a large cast that includes John Heard as the aristocratic villain. Even if it lingers a bit too long, “White Chicks” represents a solid accomplishment for the crowd-pleasing Wayans brothers. White Chicks MPAA rating: PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, language and some drug use. Times guidelines: The film’s raunchy elements are fairly mild, and most parents would be likely to find the film acceptable for children. Shawn Wayans… Kevin Copeland Marlon Wayans…Marcus Copeland Terry Crews…Darnell Johnson Busy Philipps…Karen Faune Chambers…Gina Copeland A Columbia Pictures release of a Revolution Studios presentation of a Wayans Bros. Production. Director Keenen Ivory Wayans. Producers Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Rick Alvarez, Lee R. Mayes. Screenplay by Keenen Ivory Wayans & Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans & Andy McElfresh & Michael Anthony Snowden & Xavier Cook; from a story by Keenen Ivory Wayans & Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans. Cinematorgapher Steven Bernstein. Editor Jeff Gourson. Music Teddy Castellucci. Makeup effects created by Greg Cannom and Keith Vanderlaan. Costumes Jori Woodman. Production designer Paul J. Peters. Art director Eric Norlin. Set decorator Dominique Fauquet-Lemaitre. Running time: 1 hour, 50 minutes.
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Of all the luckless losers to inhabit the dark, morally corrupt world of film noir, few have been less likable than Harry Fabian, the antihero of director Jules Dassin’s classic Night and the City. Richard Widmark stars as Harry, a two-bit American hustler living in post World War II London. Harry has a mind that races a mile a minute, always thinking of the next get-rich-quick scheme. But the problem is that Harry’s imagination far exceeds his resources or his intelligence. As one character describes Harry, he is “an artist without an art,” an all-too-true indictment on a con artist with no real con to call his own. But then Harry hatches a plan that involves Gregorius the Great (Stanislaus Zbysko), a former wrestler disgusted by the fact that his son is promoting sideshow professional wrestling, as opposed the classic grappling that relies on athleticism over flamboyant theatrics. The problem is that Harry has only thought about the end result of his scam – the part where he gets rich – without every really thinking about all the things that could go wrong. And wrong they go, leaving Harry in a position where he must flee for his life.

Night and the City is an interesting entry in the film noir genre in that the central character has no redeeming qualities. Other noir anti-heroes, no matter how morally off-center they may be, always have some shred of redeemable attributes. But such qualities never really surface in Harry, who comes across as a hyperactive, spoiled child prone to fits of pouting. Widmark’s portrayal of Harry as someone you can’t stand makes for an interesting cinematic experience, as you begin to sympathize with those out to get him, and want to see him fail. When Harry is set up by his employer (Francis L. Sullivan), a sadistic nightclub owner jealous that his wife (Googie Withers) is carrying on with Fabian, there’s no denying the feeling that he’s got what’s coming to him.

Based on Gerald Kersh’s novel, with a beautifully written script by Jo Eisinger, Night and the City is a tightly woven tale of deception and betrayal. Directed by Dassin after he was blacklisted and left America during Hollywood’s notorious “red scare,” the film has a metaphorical tone, as Harry grows increasingly desperate while trying to survive in a world out to destroy him. Whether or not is was Dassin’s intention to make a noir thriller that offered a veiled examination of McCarthyism is uncertain, but time has added that to the film’s milieu.

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Night and the City is presented in 1.33:1 from a newly restored high-definition transfer. The back and white photography of cinematographer Max Greene is crisp and clear.

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Night and the City is presented in monoaural.

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A fairly recent with director Jules Dassin and excerpts from a 1972 French interview are the two highlights of the bonus features found on the Night and the City disc. The 1972 interview includes Dassin talking about his earliest experiences as a director in Hollywood, while the contemporary interview focuses primarily on Night and the City. Film critic and scholar Glenn Erickson provides an informative audio commentary. The only complaint about Erickson’s commentary is that it sounds like he’s reading from a set of prepared notes. Clearly he knows a lot about the film, but there isn’t much passion in what he’s saying. Still, despite the somewhat dry nature of the commentary track, it still offers fascination insight and information into a beautiful film.
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Bend It Like Beckham Reviewed By Chris Parry Posted 01/18/03 21:03:59

"You wanna play soccer? So go play soccer and quit your bloody complaining." (Pretty Bad)

SCREENED AT THE 2003 SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL: This film has played a lot of places without managing to get a release in North America, and if you ask me that’s not a particularly bad thing. Not that this flick about female empowerment on the soccer pitch is particularly terrible – it’s far from that – but it has a distinct hint of after-school special about some of the writing and just because it deals with the trials and tribulations of clashing cultures doesn’t necessarily mean it’s an important film. When it comes right down to it, this tale of an Indian girl who loves playing soccer but has less-than-agreeable parents is basically Blue Crush on a football pitch.Jess (Parminder Nagra) digs two things in life – soccer is one. Soccer star David Beckham is the other. Of course, this conflicts with the traditional values of her parents, who only care about her education, that she’s always seen as ladylike and that she can cook a ‘full Indian dinner’ (meat and vegetarian, don’t you know). When she’s spotted by Julie (Keira Knightley) while playing in the park, she’s invited to try out for a women’s league side. Unbeknownst to her parents, Jess sneaks off to try out, gets a spot and proceeds to make up one lie after another to get time on the pitch. Of course, the folks bust her again and again and again, but no matter what happens, someone always eventually agrees to help Jess sneak off to training. And that’s where this flick goes astray. It tries to be nice above all else, meaning that even at it’s most harsh, this story never gets above the level of annoying. There’s no danger to anyone, Jess seems able to do anything she wants and all that will happen is her mother will flip out a bit. Heck, she even begins a romance with her coach (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) and barely an eyebrow is raised.If you’re going to be in for a penny, get in for a pound; that’s the advice I have for director Gurinder Chadha. Not that she particularly needs my advice, the film went into profit a long time ago, but it could have been so much more. The performances are a mixed bag – Nagra is great and worth watching out for in future films, and Knightley has more acting talent than any six-foot tall 98lb woman I’ve ever seen on screen. Then again, she’s the only six foot tall… bah, do I even need to finish the joke?The flick’s okay. You can take your grandmother and your kid sister, but Diet Vanilla Coke is more likely to change people’s lives than Bend It Like Beckham.
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Something of an animated Reese’s peanut butter cup, “Flushed Away” brings together two brands that go surprisingly well together. Combining the computer-created visuals of DreamWorks Animation and the cheeky storytelling of Aardman Features, the film mixes rousing kid-friendly adventure with surprisingly savvy grown-up wit and charm. Roddy St. James (voiced by Hugh Jackman) lives as a pet mouse in a fancy section of London (the British call it posh). After an interloping sewer rat (Shane Richie) flushes him down the toilet, Roddy discovers a thriving mini-metropolis in the sewers, teeming with life. In an effort to get back “up top,” he falls in with a rat named Rita (Kate Winslet) and crosses paths with the villainous Toad (Ian McKellen) and his hapless henchmen (Andy Serkis and Bill Nighy). ADVERTISEMENT The story is awfully (and amusingly) British, even including a World Cup soccer final as part of the story — with England winning, no less. The voice actors all sound as if they’re having fun, and they tackle their parts with uncanny aplomb. The filmmaking team does a marvelous job of continually varying the pitch of the movie so that new things constantly happen and there’s a real air of surprise as the story unfolds. A chorus of singing slugs, which appears at first to be a singular throwaway gag, pops up throughout the film. Some of the best gags really do come from nowhere, such as when a transition is made by mimicking the style of the ’60s “Batman” television series. The combination of DreamWorks (”Shrek̶ ;) and Aardman (”Chicken Run̶ ;) brings fruitful results. The storyboard smoothness of most computer animation has been toned down in an attempt to mimic the handmade feel of Aardman’s previous stop-motion productions. It was the Plasticine reality — that sense of real objects captured in real space — that played a large part in making Aardman films such as “Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit” stand apart from the endless stream of cute-talking computer-generated animals that have become the mainstay of family fodder. As well, the zesty fun of the Aardman films may have previously caused more than a few adults without the requisite youngster handy to find a suitable neighbor or friend’s child to cover for their attendance. The add-on price of a child’s ticket was likely still less than the popcorn and soda, and a small price to pay. Adults should feel no such compunction to use subterfuge to slip into “Flushed Away.” Rather, they should proudly walk in unaccompanied by a minor. Who else, after all, are the “Benny Hill” references and jokes about the French temperament possibly intended for? Flushed Away MPAA rating: PG for crude humor and some language A Paramount Pictures release of a DreamWorks/Aardman film. Director David Bowers, Sam Fell. Screenplay Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais, Chris Lloyd, Joe Keenan, Will Davies. Story by Fell, Peter Lord. Producers Cecil Kramer, David Sproxton, Lord. Editor John Venzon. Running time: 1 hour, 18 minutes. In general release.
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